Login name: swoosh    In real life: John Darrow
Directory: /a/p/swoosh                Shell: /bin/csh
Last login Mon Apr 20 00:27 on tty03
Uses and interests:

When I was a boy, I would often go bird watching.
My friends would ask me which one was my favorite.
Was it the Blue Jay?  Was it the Blackbird?
Not really,
I liked the dead ones best,
because they didn't fly away when I would pee on them.